Fleet Status
status.jerkfactory.com
Healthy
claudius
canary
Healthy
v2026.4.14
tcp: pass
http: pass
inference: skipped
minimus
proximus
minimus
observer
Healthy
vunknown
tcp: pass
http: pass
inference: skipped
claudius
proximus
proximus
anchor
Healthy
v2026.4.14
tcp: pass
http: pass
inference: skipped
claudius
internet
Update Pipeline
claudius
11 PM
v2026.4.14
→
minimus
1 AM
vunknown
→
proximus
3 AM
v2026.4.14
Version mismatch — update in progress or stalled
Recent Updates
| Machine | From | To | Result | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| claudius | 2026.4.12 | 2026.4.14 | success | 6 hours ago |
| proximus | 2026.4.12 | 2026.4.14 | success | 7 hours ago |
| claudius | 2026.4.11 | 2026.4.12 | success | 1 day ago |
| proximus | 2026.4.11 | 2026.4.12 | success | 1 day ago |
| claudius | 2026.4.10 | 2026.4.11 | success | 3 days ago |
| proximus | 2026.4.9 | 2026.4.11 | success | 3 days ago |
| claudius | 2026.4.9 | 2026.4.10 | success | 4 days ago |
| claudius | 2026.4.5 | 2026.4.9 | success | 6 days ago |
| proximus | 2026.4.7 | 2026.4.9 | success | 6 days ago |
| proximus | 2026.4.5 | 2026.4.7 | success | 1 week ago |
Suspect Releases
v2026.3.28
Health check failed on claudius after update from 2026.3.24
claudius · 2 weeks ago
v2026.3.13
False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 4 weeks ago
v2026.3.12
False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 4 weeks ago
Claude Opus
Unknown
Claude Sonnet
Unknown
Claude Haiku
Unknown
Codex CLI
Unknown
OpenClaw GW
Ok
27ms
Cooldowns
Ok
Sessions
Unknown
iMessage
Error
24h Uptime
100%
1270/1270
7d Uptime
100%
8813/8813