Fleet Status

status.jerkfactory.com

Healthy
claudius
canary
Healthy v2026.4.14
tcp: pass http: pass inference: skipped
minimus proximus
minimus
observer
Healthy vunknown
tcp: pass http: pass inference: skipped
claudius proximus
proximus
anchor
Healthy v2026.4.14
tcp: pass http: pass inference: skipped
claudius internet

Update Pipeline

claudius
11 PM
v2026.4.14
minimus
1 AM
vunknown
proximus
3 AM
v2026.4.14

Version mismatch — update in progress or stalled

Recent Updates

Machine From To Result When
claudius 2026.4.12 2026.4.14 success 6 hours ago
proximus 2026.4.12 2026.4.14 success 7 hours ago
claudius 2026.4.11 2026.4.12 success 1 day ago
proximus 2026.4.11 2026.4.12 success 1 day ago
claudius 2026.4.10 2026.4.11 success 3 days ago
proximus 2026.4.9 2026.4.11 success 3 days ago
claudius 2026.4.9 2026.4.10 success 4 days ago
claudius 2026.4.5 2026.4.9 success 6 days ago
proximus 2026.4.7 2026.4.9 success 6 days ago
proximus 2026.4.5 2026.4.7 success 1 week ago

Suspect Releases

v2026.3.28 Health check failed on claudius after update from 2026.3.24
claudius · 2 weeks ago
v2026.3.13 False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 4 weeks ago
v2026.3.12 False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 4 weeks ago
Claude Opus
Unknown
Claude Sonnet
Unknown
Claude Haiku
Unknown
Codex CLI
Unknown
OpenClaw GW
Ok 27ms
Cooldowns
Ok
Sessions
Unknown
iMessage
Error
24h Uptime
100%
1270/1270
7d Uptime
100%
8813/8813

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