Fleet Status
status.jerkfactory.com
Unhealthy
claudius
canary
Missing
v2026.6.1
tcp: pass
http: pass
inference: skipped
minimus
proximus
minimus
observer
Missing
no data
tcp: ?
http: ?
inference: ?
never seen
proximus
anchor
Missing
v2026.5.22
tcp: pass
http: pass
inference: skipped
claudius
internet
Update Pipeline
claudius
11 PM
v2026.6.1
→
minimus
1 AM
--
→
proximus
3 AM
v2026.5.22
Version mismatch — update in progress or stalled
Recent Updates
| Machine | From | To | Result | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| claudius | 2026.5.28 | 2026.6.1 | success | 3 weeks ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.27 | 2026.5.28 | success | 3 weeks ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.26 | 2026.5.27 | success | 4 weeks ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.22 | 2026.5.26 | success | 4 weeks ago |
| proximus | 2026.5.20 | 2026.5.22 | success | 1 month ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.20 | 2026.5.22 | success | 1 month ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.19 | 2026.5.20 | success | 1 month ago |
| proximus | 2026.5.19 | 2026.5.20 | success | 1 month ago |
| claudius | 2026.5.18 | 2026.5.19 | success | 1 month ago |
| proximus | 2026.5.18 | 2026.5.19 | success | 1 month ago |
Suspect Releases
v2026.5.12
Health check failed on claudius after update from 2026.5.7
claudius · 1 month ago
v2026.3.28
Health check failed on claudius after update from 2026.3.24
claudius · 2 months ago
v2026.3.13
False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 3 months ago
v2026.3.12
False positive — health-check.sh stdout bug fixed
roni · 3 months ago
Claude Opus
Unknown
Claude Sonnet
Unknown
Claude Haiku
Unknown
Codex CLI
Unknown
OpenClaw GW
Down
Cooldowns
Unknown
Sessions
Error
iMessage
Error
24h Uptime
100%
1409/1409
7d Uptime
100%
9864/9864